oflahertys:

an inexperienced egyptian god of the afterlife

Anoobis

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

im walking on sunshine

ouch

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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